Chronicle Stage II "I Love"

Alright alright, so married life with Chibi isn't bad, little touchie touchie a little starrie starrie and I'm a happy person.. errr... bear.. pervert.. something! Either way my first few days in her tight grasp of destruction i found many a good times. Killing evil zombies for sheets and giggles for instance was a nice spin off of the regular dungeon crawling that i would do in my spare time.

To be honest to you reader,people, things? Chibi is my wife.. and i guess its MY fault she is my wife >.>.
In honesty i think i can get use to having a wife that actually cares about having a good time. Cheers to Chibiness. Cuz i be lubbin her pixels.

Chronicle Stage 1 "I Hate"

RIGHT, so this is a fun situation I've gotten myself into. Married, not like the TV show, but something along those lines. I find myself once again tricked into servitude.. (DAMN YOU RAPTOR JESUS) Its not all bad, it seems in my capture i managed to seduce said female with my manly mannish charm of manliness. This being another great victory as i stare at the greatness that is Chibi..

WAIT a minute...

I GOT FUCKING TRICKED. Well, not entirely tricked but more like the almighty reptilian overlord decided to screw me over with a little pixelated female. (Oh Ohhhh sweet Raptor Jesus) After about an hour having a freaky time in a bush it was time to head back to the capture of married life.


And so.. I wait.. balled and chained until next week..